When Apple's big announcement a few weeks back turned out to be an upgraded Mac mini and a 21st century ghetto blaster many were disappointed, myself included. "Fun new products", in my mind entailed something, oh I don't know - fun? Sure, the new products were shiny and had Apple logos on them, but it's been years since that was the deciding factor for my purchases.
After hearing rumblings of how inadequate the iPod Hi-Fi specifications and feature sets were and inversely how glowing the reviews were we decided to take it for a spin ourselves. I also used this review as an excuse to buy my first iPod, a Nano 1GB — I'm no prognosticator but I think Apple might have something in the iPod line.
Apple offers the following specifications to it's newest foray into the speaker market (they have come a long way since those black plastic Apple Designed speakers of the early 90's):When you open the box you are immediately greeted by a large black box with the words "Designed by Apple in California" scrolled across it in white print, if you never have bought an Apple product the packaging really is nothing short of elegant. Inside this box lies two smaller black boxes, kind of like an Apple branded Russian nesting doll. Inside the first box is your lifetime supply of iPod dock adaptors with just about every adaptor you could ever want - with the exception of the Nano and the Video iPods.

Also in this box is the Apple remote and all literature pertaining to the Hi-Fi, none of which I read — after all directions are for suckers. In the other box is where you find the power-cable for the unit (the power supply is internal) along with the Nano and iPod Video adapters. I found it odd that the dock adapters for the newest iPods weren't present in the other box where earlier generations were displayed nicely, leading me to believe that this project might have been a long time coming, or there was just no room in the other box. After the original new Apple smell wore off of the packaging I got down to the Hi-Fi.
Despite my comments on being surprised with the units size before the only way this thing is going up on your shoulder is with a small crane. This is portable in the same sense that you could bring a Playstation to the beach, hook it up to a small LCD and a car battery and play for about an hour. You aren't going to haul this thing around, but some people cary the original Nintendo DS around with them, so I could be wrong.

Here I hope to somehow breed the two boxes to make some sort of gigantic home entertainment system.
The styling of the unit is very Apple, surprising since it is made by Apple. It has the white iBook, iPod (insert white Apple product here) shine to it. As we know glossy white is cool until you actually use it - at which point you realize just how dirty the surrounding environment is and you decide to spend your remaining years living in some sort of hyperbolic bubble. Once I put the unit down on my carpet dirt molecules seemed to be magnetically attracted to the white surface making me cry a deluge of dry tears. The speaker grill that comes with the unit attaches to the front, covering the speakers by pushing some pegs into holes, it is simple and yet totally ineffective. I tried several times to get the damn thing to stay in, listening for some sort of audible click with out any results. I finally came to the conclusion that you just can't touch the grill after putting it on unless you want it to fall back off in some sort of Infinite Loop of grill attaching. The unit has two handles on either side of the unit, for ease of hernia acquisition, that are strong and sturdy but not molded out of the same piece as the cabinet. Remember: bend at the knees.
The Hi-Fi has a grand total of two buttons on it. A volume up and volume down, unfortunately the Hi-Fi's volume is not independent of the iPod but instead controls the connected iPods volume. The buttons themselves, although slightly recessed, are touch sensitive and have no real user feedback unless the iPod is present.

One button, two button - don't get confused!
The accompanying remote, which uses IR so you are limited to line of site, can be used to poorly control many of the iPods features. If you hope to navigate through menus using the remote, think again — I found it all but impossible to do effectively. Since the screen on the current generations of the iPod aren't very useful, from any sort of distance, to get visual feedback after the remote buttons are pressed Apple, luckily, included a set of LEDs on the front of the unit that give you visual feed back when a remote button is pushed. The LED either lights up green or orange for command received and done, or command received and there is a problem. While the iPod is playing I only get the orange LED when attempting to press the menu button on the remote. What would be ideal is if the unit had video out so it could be hooked up to a larger display, read TV, so one can navigate menus from afar. Although the functionality for reaching all of the iPods features are questionable the design of the remote is very good. Using this remote in the dark is a pleasure, it's almost impossible to hit the wrong button when trying to turn the volume up or switching tracks.
On the back of the unit there is a plug for the power adapter and an analog/digital optical jack presumably for connecting your Air Port Express but a jack that would work with just about any component. This jack does not work while your iPod is connected to the Hi-Fi, for some this could be a gigantic pain. Perhaps the most comical of the Hi-Fi's visible features is the compartment for six 'D cell' batteries, I'm not sure what I'm going to use to power my Casio portable keyboard now but the batteries were for a good cause.